DJL Funny Status Messages

   Today was a bad day, first my ex was ran over by a bus, then I was fired from my job as a bus driver...

   Can you say choke? We can.....Seahawks

   Today at Walmart, in the only two checkouts open I yelled "Omaha" and my friend and I tackled pass the fat people old people and kids right to the front of the line!

   Highway slumber party tonight in Atlanta, free urinal and feces bucket..

   We don't want Justin Bieber either...... Canada!

   when I bath I turn off all the lights and pretend I'm still in the womb, then I jump out turn on the lights and start crying....