Charles35 Funny Status Messages

   believes saying "hi" with a big smile can brighten anyone's day - even those who give you the middle finger for cutting them off in traffic.

   watches the Dancing with the Stars each week, hoping "Johnny Lawrence" jumps on stage and sweeps Ralph Macchio's leg.

   checking out Chatroulette and all I'm seeing are a bunch of guys pointing at me - HEY WAIT A MINUTE! THAT'S NOT A FINGER!!

   thinks if you do not have enough regret in your life, try shaving your head while living in Western PA.

   believes "Law and Order" should feature the characters from Scooby Doo - well at least for one episode.

   wonders - on a scale from 1 to Osama Bin Lanin, how good was my hiding spot?

   "I always try to go the extra mile for my customers" - New York City's most hated cab driver

   While pumping gas, if you listen closely, you can hear the pump telling your kid's college fund to go "F" itself.

   used the money I saved on my gym membership and bought PhotoShop.

   refuses to see a doctor whose office plants have died.