Caring-Stalker Funny Status Messages

   thinking whomever that came up with the Have A Happy Period ad campaign is an idiotic, 45 yr old virginal man, raised in the wild, by wolves.

   busy kidnapping yard gnomes.

   not easily offended and easily offends. Life is so unfair...

   wondering if a strap-on is considered an artificial limb?

   wondering if a strap-on is considered as an artificial limb?

   seen Willy's Wonka and is not impressed.