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   messageicon Impressing a girl who owns cats on our date by eating so fast I throw up.
←Rate | 04-15-2022 01:57 by Captain_Robert56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Asked the produce guy if I could try a grape. He said he wouldn’t care if I lit the store on fire with him in it.
←Rate | 04-14-2022 02:06 by Captain_Robert56 Comments (0)  



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