BobbyT Funny Status Messages

   Dear men, Life without women...... Would literally be a pain in the a$$!

   If you think buying condoms is awkward, try returning them.....

   If you gets a link called 'free porn' dont opin it. It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and garblis up you riting. I also receibed it but lukily I dont does porn so I dint opin it.

   Axe came out with 2 new body sprays. I'm having a hard time deciding between "My mom is picking me up at 8:30" and "Can I touch your bra"

   LOL! My neighbor swears she was anally probed by an alien last night...... BTW, Anyone want a slightly used alien costume?

   The object of golf.... is to play the least amount of golf.

   Taking viagra for my sunburn.... Doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off of my legs at night!

   An apple a day is bull crap.... Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, Blackberry or any pig at a luau.

   Just sold a lawnmower on Craigslist...last time my neighbor will wake me up on a Saturday morning!

   Rest areas are weird.... The guy in the stall next to me has four feet.