BobW Funny Status Messages

   O.J. Simpson is now available for the next season's Dancing With The Stars.

   O.J. Simpson is now available for the next season of Dancing With The Stars.

   So what happened this morning, did Jesus see his shadow or not?

   Pope Benedict just changed his relationship status with the Vatican to "It's complicated".

   Conrad Bain (aka Mr. Drummond) has died. A family spokesperson said he suffered a series of small strokes, all of them a little different.

   I attended my 35 year rerunion last night. I didn't walk into the ladies room, spill a drink on anyone, walk into a wall, or offer my lap to a stranger. I'm really starting to grow up ..... and its a little sad.

   I saw LeBron james this afternoon and I asked him for a dollar. He only gave me 75 cents. I was a bit puzzled until I remembered LeBron never gives you the fourth quarter.