BigToe Funny Status Messages

   Pete Buttigieg couldn't run a go cart track, at Buster Green's Fun Park and Bait Shop.

   Rapper "Pop Smoke" has died. Please respect my privacy at this time, while I try to figure out who the heck he was.

   For National Dog Day, I told my neighbor's dog to get out of my yard. It's National Dog Day, not take a dump in your neighbors yard day.

   When sone one yawns , do deaf people think they're screaming

   Even to this day, I still can't remember that time I had amnesia.

   If you're a welder than knows how to lay pipe, you're about to get RICH , !!!!!!

   I hear they are running a special on Harambe and noodles at the local Cincinnati China Dragon!

   The " I got your nose game" is to be played with children! Try it on your pharmacist or the cashier at Target and they will call security!

   If Nancy Pelosi gets one more facelift , she's going to have to start brushing her teeth with Vagasil .

   The restraining order doesn't mean we can't hangout. It just says I can't get within 50 ft of you. So you wanna play catch or frisbee or something?