Bear Funny Status Messages

   I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy, and my face hits the mirror. :/

   15% of men see " <3 " as a heart. 85% see " <3 " as a party hat on boobs.

   If women ruled the world there would be no wars.Just a bunch of angry countries not talking to each other.

   Rosa Parks never called SHOTGUN!!

   I haven't seen a spider in the house in days.WHAT THE F*CK ARE THEY PLANNING?

   Micheal C Hall just got done filming his 6 season of Dexter in Pakistan.coincidence?

   Bin Ladens last words " hey your Chuck Nor_____"