B Wood Funny Status Messages

   So I finally had chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side. And I must say, it was not everything I was hoping for.

   Almost went to jail today, scared the crap out of me. I don't care who you are, monopoly can get pretty intense.

   My boyfriend is such a treasure, I just want to bury him.

   I suck at creating endings in Essays.. "and they lived happily ever after" is over done, and apparently "seacreast out" is unacceptable.

   My 6 year old gave my 1 year old then run down on Halloween. She said, " When we get to the door you have to say trick-or-treat.. that means please in Halloween."

   Alot of people cry when they chop onions.. The trick is to not form an emotional bond.

   I made a knock off Mcy D's Chicken ranch snack wrap. I threw it together in a hurry, used the nastiest lettce I could find, threw 1/2 of my chickn tender away, & then I closed my eyes & pickd a random condiment out of the fridge. Just like the real thing.