Average joe Funny Status Messages

   I used to love to give pretend shots with a mechanical pencil

   Dont ever tell someone you'll do something when pigs fly........cause cops ride in helicopters now.

   If you happen to see a bunny laying brown eggs, do not eat them. ITS NOT CHOCOLATE!!!! HAPPY EASTER!!!!

   "The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self lubricating. It takes any size pistonAnd it changes its own oil every four weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so tempermental."