AshDarby Funny Status Messages

   Tired of boiling water every time you make pasta? Boil a few litres at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later. Follow me for more tips!

   Remember when Scar in The Lion King promised the hyenas a better life in order to use them to gain power, but when they realised he lied to them they ate him? Something to think about.

   Maybe we were too hard on JJ Abrams for "Somehow Palpatine returned."

   I just want someone to take me out already. Whether that be on a date or with a shotgun, it's entirely up to you - I'm up for it.