ArsenalactIon Funny Status Messages

   My Korean mate was going to cook his wife a surprise birthday dinner........But someone let the cat out of the bag

   Women are like cheese...They come in different shapes, colours, and with various sized holes. Mature one's have blue veins running through them....And they always go down easier with wine.

   Takeshi's castle is coming back to your screens live from Japan

   Sky news -'US: Gaddafi 'Delusional And Unfit To Lead'That's rich, coming from a country which put George Bush in charge...

   Due to the amount of spam by a high number of people playing this number game, I will now block/hide every person from my newsfeed who is doing this.. You have killed our newsfeed with personal msgs and spam. This is not twitter, so please stop

   increasingly tempted to use the 'Like' button as a subversive, vaguely passive-aggressive weapon. For instance, some shithead I recently deleted who I was never too keen on, announced that his car had been stolen...It seeemed an ideal moment to click like

   changing my profile pic isn't going to change anything is this world..i'd rather donate a bit of money than change my pic.

   I still miss my ex – But guess what? My Aim is getting better