Anonunknown Funny Status Messages

   i must be old school, I prefer 720p to 1080p.

   Don't you hate when you rush to the bathroom and the lady in the next stall won't share the TP?!?!?!

   Breaking news: Colorado will soon be re-named Little Amsterdam and will host Cheech and Chong Headquarters. Also there will be a state Bong: Chong's Bongs! that is all!

   oh good, my Obama bucks are still good!

   So I guess its true: once you go black...........

   I'm individually wrapped for freshness, that's why I get dressed in the mornings!!

   I like to zumba but usually its only because I'm either trying to put on my socks, tie my shoes, or put on my underwear!

   Just as I suspected! Monday suxs!!!!

   Its finally Friday! Felt like it took a week to get here!!

   Welcome to " Its Friday, b!tch3s!" You may place your attitudes in a laid back or don't give a phock position, underwear is optional, and as always, thank you for joining us on this weekend adventure!!