Anemma Funny Status Messages

   Ross: Can I borrow your blue tie? Emma spit on mine. Chandler: Okay, but you'll have to give it back when I get a job. Of course, by then, ties will be obsolete and we'll all be wearing silver jumpsuits.

   Ross: You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half *pure evil*!

   Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson (Good Luck to those playing the powerball!!)

   The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

   Dear Santa, Let me explain about last year..

   When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it's for them?

   No status avalible, damaged brain cells need time to be restored due to the excessive amount of holiday drinking

   Im not crazy, my reality is just different then yours. :)