Adam Drizzy Funny Status Messages

   Looking for true love on Tinder is like looking for a Buffalo Bills championship. Good luck.

   Does anyone have an alternative to a tea that helps you sleep at night? Sometimes I just cover my mouth with chloroform but then I'm typically late for work the next morning...

   I don't get along with Hipster kids. Not a fan of the smell of thrift stores.

   I don't mind country music... but there comes a point in time when listening to lyrics about cruising around in a pick-up truck can drive you insane