@wiz_of_sarcasm Funny Status Messages

   If you gets a link called 'free porn' don't open it. It is a birus wich deactivates your spelchek and garblis up you riting. I also receibed it but lukily I dont does porn so I dint opin it. Lil

   I'm no good at push ups, or pull ups or sit ups...I'm pretty good at f**k ups though.

   Alcohol is the lube I use to slide through life.