@williamhale1 Funny Status Messages

   I would totally vote for Herman Cain but only if he introduces himself at the next debate by singing, "Here I am!! Rock you like a Herman Cain!! "

   I would totally vote for Herman Cain but only if he introduces himself at the next debate by singing... ♪♪ Here I am!! Rock you like a Herman Cain!! ♪♪

   I wonder if Sarah Palin could see Russia from on top of Glen Rice.

   I'm about to head to the bar and pretend to be blind so women will let me touch their faces.... good times...

   It's now being reported that two earthquakes hit the New Jersey area. In other words, Snooki fell twice.

   Scotland Yard is at a loss at how to stop rioters from coordinating looting via Blackberry. If only they knew someone who could hack phones.

   Can't wait to see whatever movie they're filming in London right now. Looks bad ass.

   It's not considered a "mood" if you're always in it. At that point, it's just YOU being a D-BAG!

   Do you really have "haters" or are people just telling the truth and you're actually just an a$$hole? Check into that for us. .

   If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knees to chest dammit! KNEES TO CHEST!