@ttmichael09 Funny Status Messages

   Settle an argument.. If a man is doing laundry and sneezes is it ok to blow his nose in a pillowcase?

   To all politicians: Keep sending me texts and I can promise you one thing - I won't be voting for you!

   Amazon Prime day is the equivalent to Scholastic Book Day when I was in school! Damn I'm old!

   Did our government only admit to UFO's because we're going to start sending their planets money for aid?

   I'm already losing an hour on Sunday for daylight savings time. No way in hell am I losing more by watching the Oscars!

   Don't you hate it when you start treating someone like they treat you and they suddenly think you're an asshole?

   I never let anyone drive me crazy, because I know it's within walking distance!

   If what you have to say to me is going to take longer than the song "Bohemian Rhapsody" just don't! I won't be listening anyway

   I respect your right to freedom of speech but I don't have to agree with what you say. And...guess what! That's okay!

   We went and saw "Oppenheimer" Saturday night and when we left we heard a teenager say,"I liked Batman better!"? WTF did he expect?