@tahirjahi Funny Status Messages

   Celebrate 9/11/2010 by burning a copy of the Patriot Act.

   The one thing I hate about touch screen phones is the fact that you'll find yourself wiping them more then your ass.

   will never wear a red shirt at target again.

   KFC want you to buy a Bucket of obesity and heart attack inducing food for Breast Cancer? COME ON SON!!

   Some people have an inflated view of their importance in my life.

   Facebook is Big Brother. lol To NOT share all your info with other websites, go to Account>Privacy Settings> Applications and Websites> and UNCHECK "Instant Personalization"