@svaldez187 Funny Status Messages

   Some of yall dressing y’all kids for red ribbon week then smoking a blunt after they go to school.

   From Thunderdome .....to funeral home. RIP Tina Turner.

   Every day is St. Patrick's Day when you're a drunk who likes to pinch people.

   I honestly don't care what color the Mermaid is. It's all gonna smell like fish either way.

   Are we sure Queen Elizabeth's death was "natural causes" and not Reggie Jackson finishing what he started?

   Sometimes I call the number listed on missing dog posters and just bark

   Todays Mexican world of the day is DALLAS.....because this is dallas game the Cowboys will play this season.

   If Mike Wazowski scratches the bottom of his head, is he scratching his chin? Or his balls?

   Kids, don't knock on my door saying 'trick or treat'. You better say 'chicken or beef' bcuz I'm handing out noodles.

   Facebook stopped working so some of y’all can get on Indeed.