@spunky_design Funny Status Messages

   The Mayan calendar was just a countdown for us to do something Epic.

   Happy Thanks Giving! Today I will stuff myself and eat all that I can, tomorrow I will eat the rest of the left overs and then I am going to quit cold turkey.

   Save electricity!!! No point of turning the bathroom lights on if you're planning on just sitting there.

   My wifes name is KEYBOARD and I tap that every day!

   I thought of Lady Gaga when I ordered skirt steak.

   Grrrr, just poured hot coffee on a cup that was upside down.

   You ever had a gut feeling about having an empty stomach?

   When someone enteres the room while you watch porn, make sure not to just minimize your window... also lower the damn volume. Sorry mom...

   I have 100 tabs open on my internet browser and I can't figure out which one the sound is coming from.

   Have you ever watched a really funny video, shown it to someone else and you keep saying Just wait, it gets funnier?