@remaindersend Funny Status Messages

   When I say you are pretty, don't thank me thank God.

   When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.

   Patient ''Tell me if it hurts?'' Dentist ''No it wont. It will just bleed.

   Like if you remember closing the fridge door really slow, just to see when the lights went off.

   the best. Blink to agree ( :

   I don't always correct someone's spelling but when I do, I google it first so I don't make an ass of myself.