@gnarleycharley Funny Status Messages

   Dear Jäger I think we need to stop seeing each other...."Maybe we have too much in common.  We are too much alike." If the phone doesn't ring, it's probably me....

   hunting is the only sport where you get to eat your opponent.

   has been sitting outside with a cooler all day and has not seen one Veloc-raptor....

   thinking about handcuffing himself to Billy Graham for Saturday's rapture...

   or Sir Gnarles just got his invitation to the Royal Wedding today.... Damn snail mail...

   checked in to a hotel and I asked if the porn channels could be disabled…She replied “Sick-o”!!!

   Urban Outfitters clothes size exchange rate,  XL=94 pound 5th grader...

   has 12 episodes of A&E's "Hoarders" recorded on his DVR and he just can't throw any away.