@georgesdiab Funny Status Messages

   What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look i'm changing

   7 Billion people, 14 billion Faces.

   In the bathroom, even the shampoo bottle becomes interesting.

   Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.

   People complain about auto-correct but it is helpful 99% of the titties.

   Please ignore this status. I'm standing in public alone and I don't want to seem like a total loner, so I'm making it look like I'm texting.

   You have no idea how happy I get when p̶h̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶r̶i̶n̶g̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶i̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶.̶ the microwave beeps and the food is ready.

   so lazy today that I cant even finish a

   If strippers are now called exotic dancers then drug dealers should be called exotic pharmacist

   People don't change... They just learn to lie better!