@eurocreep Funny Status Messages

   To be is to do (Immanuel Kant). To do is to be (Jean-Paul Sartre). Doo be doo be dooo (Frank Sinatra).

   According to new research, too much sex can cause temporary amnesia. Finally, something that explains my photographic memory.

   Any of you guys got a rope and a shaky chair which I could borrow for a sec?