@ericroflmao Funny Status Messages

   Snooki's due date is December 21st. looks like the Mayans knew what they were talking about.

   A picture may say a thousand words...but with Photoshop, it tells a thousand lies!

   I hate it when I look horrible in a group photo and the person that looks good refuses to delete it

   Lesson of the Day: This is your ass (_._) This is your ass in prison (_O_) . Any questions? Just say no to crime!

   Whenever I'm leaving the schools bathroom and I see the cleaning lady waiting,we exchange the knowing look that I just crapped in her office

   I'm a leader, not a follower.. Unless it's a dark place, then screw it, you're going first!

   Cyclists want to be treated like motorists until there's a red light. then all of a sudden they are pedestrians..

   1 tequila, 2 tequilas, 3 tequiklas, 4 teuiqlas, 5 teuiqlsd, 6 teiqulkss, 7 eteiqlas, 8 treqiklas, 9 trwqiukas 10 trewqiÃ...

   wants to hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put push-pins in all the locations that I've traveled to. But first I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won't fall down.

   wants to jump in a cab and yell "follow that car!"