@birdcrapper Funny Status Messages

   Life log: It has been 19 days since the playstation has gone down.Everything seems so real.

   found the hidden toilet paper in the bathroom. Saved my ass!

   ‎'If you see an angry bear, pretend to be dead,'...are you sure? I won't be pretending for long. It's a bear that's already angry. The last thing I should be doing is playing a practical joke on it.