@bigger23 Funny Status Messages

   they say eating fish makes you smarter, but the only ones you eat are the ones dumb enough to get caught

   growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.

   You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.

   going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once.

   with all due repect, its hard to believe in god when certain people have yet to be disentigrated by bolts of lightning

   give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, give a man a religeon, he'll starve to death praying for a fish