@bdog712 Funny Status Messages

   Silence is golden, but Duct tape is silver.

   Dear MTV, I was wondering if I could get my "M" back..... you know, since you're not using it. Sincerely, _usic

   If you're a cannibal does that make every fight a food fight?

   Who wants to replay the Superbowl next weekend, just so we can have another party?

   How come Mario can smash through bricks... yet he dies when he touches a freaking turtle!!!???

   We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police!