@anikethmendonca Funny Status Messages

   I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of Lays.

   I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED !

   Girl: I wasn't that drunk. Guy: You put your iPhone in the blender trying to make apple juice.

   WHen some one says "Hey, can I borrow a pen?", I think *Hmmm, which pen do I not need back?*

   *alarm*...*snooze*....*alarm*....*snooze*....*alarm*..*checks time*..."Oh sh*t!"

   Your secrets are safe with me, I wasn't even listening to you.

   My mom says it's her house, but when it's time to clean, it magically becomes my house, too.

   If there is a line of GAY people is it still a STRAIGHT line ?

   Blackberry's r like girls, they only work when you touch d right button! iPhones are like men,...1 Touch anywhere & they respond...!! :) :D

   If you can't fix it with duct tape, WD-40 or a martini it aint worth fixing.