@WhySoErickay Funny Status Messages

   I have a feeling that If I were to be sorted by the sorting hat at hogwarts, I'd be directly sent to the kitchens to work with the house elves.

   What if Pitbull hasn't really slept with all those girls and he is just bragging?

   I thought of quitting smoking. But all those smoke rings I make from cigarette puffs are so adorable!