@SavedByTheBiebs Funny Status Messages

   I hate it when one of my favorite songs is out of my vocal range..

   why I'm single: ☑ I can't date the Internet. ☑ I can't date my favorite celebrity. ☑ I can't date myself. ☑ I can't date music.

   3 words 8 letters That lead to instant popularity... "I HAVE GUM"

   I eat the food on my plate in order from least favorite to most favorite

   Dear (:, you're doing it wrong. Sincerely, :).

   Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.

   Look to the left. Now look to the right. Guess what? I just virtually slapped you :)