@PunTastik Funny Status Messages

   Boys - If you can't convince them, Confuse them. Girls : If you can't convince them, Unfriend them from Facebook and B!TCH about them. . .

   For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word shopping.

   I can't possibly get eight hours of sleep a day because my work hours add up to seven

   For guys, Valentines day is yet another lets-give-it-a-shot-at-having-sex-with-her day.

   Tweeted ten different puns hoping atleast one would get a Retweet. Alas, no pun in ten did