@OMG_Rel8able Funny Status Messages

   My belt is too tight on the last notch but to loose on the next one..FML

   Life is to short to remove USB safely!!!!!!

   Why aren't mustaches called mouth brows?

   1 universe, 8 planets, 204 countries, 804 islands, 7 seas, 7 billion people, and you're still single? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHA, me too.!!!!!!!!!

   There are just some people who shouldn't exist and if they are going to be allowed to exist then they should be Taxed extra for all the precious air they use!

   I don't have mistletoe this year, so we'll just have to kiss under the influence :P!!

   In school, the only thing group projects ever taught me was that I hate other people.

   Yeah, I can see where decorating your office for Christmas takes priority over you actually doing the job you're getting paid for. While you're at it you might as well decorate the bathroom too, someone might actually give a sh*t in there

   I wanna write "I miss you" on a rock then throw it to your face, so you can feel how missing you hurts.

   You're leaning on your left elbow arent you!