@Miladyvictorian Funny Status Messages

   I didn't do it, that is why it didn't get done. :)

   Need to get my butt in gear but I think my clutch is broken.

   Be careful of bull sharks, they swim in shallow water. Be careful of bullsh*t too, it swims in shallow people.

   Patience is not a virtue! It's a gift. I am not gifted.

   Doing the "I'm thinking really hard face" when the BIG corporate boss looks at you during a meeting.

   I could be nice... but I hear the operation is expensive.

   Sounds like "PimpJuice" needs to take a refresher course in Pimpology 101

   If America was a car, our "Check President" warning light would be on!!

   Life is no longer a box of chocolates, I ate them all.

   "Which would make a better theme song for Anthony Weiner?: You Can't Touch This or Pants on the Ground or my personal favorite, Here We Go Again?"