@Kid_Eddi88 Funny Status Messages

   Nobody on television curses more than the Roadrunner

   The Home Alone house is up for sale for 2.4 mil. I'd pay 2.5 (if I had it) just so I could say, "Keep the change you filthy animal."

   Cops sent me a picture of me speeding through a red light so I sent them a picture of a check. Hope we're even

   I sure do feel a hell of alot more attractive at walmart than I do at the gym

   You can save a lot of money by walking face-first into a spiderweb every morning instead of buying coffee

   This girl got all pissed off at me because I was reading the back of her pants......so what if I was trying to read it in braille