@DonSicks Funny Status Messages

   I want Jimmy Neutron's Brain, Phineas & Ferb's Summer, and Timmy Turner's Goldfish

   You like to sleep? Damn me too. Let's do it some time together ;)

   You know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the couch.

   It's funny how you can tell someone likes someone else, but you can't tell when someone likes you.

   Lil Wayne Engaged, Wiz Khalifa Engaged, Snooki Pregnant & Engaged.... Everybody got a ring but Lebron.

   "Have fun" is just a nicer phrase for "have a horrible time without me."

   Never trust someone that has 0 text messages in their phone.

   "I wasnt that Drunk", "Dude you were in my pool trying to find Nemo"

   I wasnt that drunk..." "Dude, you were telling 'Yo mama' jokes to orphans...

   The teacher asked me what book I read this summer & I said, "Facebook."