@DarronDiesel Funny Status Messages

   There should be cell phone chargers & free WiFi in waiting rooms instead of magazines & crappy TV.

   I like to practice ballet every day because it keeps me on my toes.

   If Oreo's taught me one thing, it's that taking your food apart and licking it before you eat it is perfectly normal.

   According to my childhood, 1 out of 3 pigs are excellent builders.