@DJPhatJ Funny Status Messages

   Things to do.. #1 dig a hole #2 name it love #3 watch people fall in love

   Chicken Pot Pie.. Three of my favorite things 😁

   My debit card isn't the only thing I wanna tap tonight.

   "Do not touch!" must be one of the scariest things to read in brail.

   The saying "More than one way to skin a cat" Probably came from a Chinese food restaurant owner

   If you leave a dream catcher in the rain, does it become a wet dream catcher

   If you love something set it free, if it comes back set it free again because nobody else loved it either

   This Crazy lady with Mad Road rage was yelling out her window at me Today.. "I'm gonna make your life a living hell" ...I yelled back, "Thanks but I'm not looking for a relationship right now."