friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   Weekend Update on SNL literally skinned M^G^ nutcases alive tonight. So good 😂

   That should keep ya'll busy for the weekend.

   The only reason there was a tiny bump on Wall Street on Friday was because U.S. investors were desperately looking for bargains at the end of a horrific week. Please don't post about Wall Street unless you know what you're actually talking about.

   Wall Street closed at 41,488.19 +674.62 on Friday. Keep clutching those pearls, ohh

   Black Friday special!!! Stay at home and save 100%.

   Thanksgiving: Being thankful for what you have and those you love. Black Friday: Trampling those you love to save 15% on something you don't have. Cyber Monday: "Hey, babe. Sorry I killed your dad Friday. Here's an iTunes gift card to ease the pain

   3 horrible facts: Today is not Friday Tomorrow is not Friday The day after is not Friday

   Friday night

   The clocks go back this weekend. Hopefully back to when we could afford groceries.

   Dear Black Friday: We all have big screen tvs. Put those groceries on sale.