Prostitute Funny Status Messages

   Then there was the blind prostitute. You really gotta hand it to her....

   An 83-year-old male prostitute was arrested in New Jersey over the weekend. Police say he only charged $20 an hour, but for most of that time, he just talked about his grandkids.

   Expecting truth from corporate media is like expecting love from a prostitute. That’s not why they exist.

   If a prostitute gets pregnant from a client, can she call the National Accident Helpline?

   Fellas; Someone you are unable to hang out with when you are broke is not your girlfriend. That’s a prostitute.

   Lyft and Uber will have you outside, looking like a prostitute. My goodness..

   A Prostitute new to the game was told by her pimp “No sex for the first 7 days..just wanks!” She asked.. “Why only wanks?”..her pimp said.. “Union rules!..you gotta work a week in hand!”

   Last Halloween night while at a bus stop. I saw a priest, a nun and a prostitute pass buy. Still don't know if they were wearing a costume for Halloween or not.

   An Example of complete business failure due to professional Negligence is a PREGNANT Prostitute

   I want to set the record straight.....I thought the cop was a prostitute!!!!...lol