Mom or Mother Funny Status Messages

   Dear Teenage Pop-Tart taking a picture of yourself wearing a bikini in your bathroom mirror: I do not want to be your friend. Please go away. (Does your mother know you do this?)

   Guys, if the relationship fails, don't blame her only. It takes 2 people to mess up a relationship. Blame her and her mother.

   I find it interesting how some women won't date a man that lives with his mother, but will date a man that lives with his wife.

   Daddy..what's a transvestitie? Go ask your mother he'll tell you

   Beaver's mother was Barbara Billingsley, you dum@$$!

   Behind every successful man is a surprised mother-in-law.

   It’s President Obama’s birthday. I can’t believe it’s been 61 years since his mother forged his birth certificate.

   My mother and I play a drinking game. We do a shot every time the debt talks collapse.

   Am I a good mother, Susan. Susan: My name is Amy.

   A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.