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Monster Nursery Rhymes: Humpty Dumpty fell off of Trump's wall and had no health insurance.
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03-27-2017 05:16
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The way Donald Trump’s season is going, he’ll have the first pick in next year’s draft.
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03-27-2017 05:14
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Trump bills Germany $300 BILLION for Nato (even though that's not how it works). Dude will try anything to recoup his Trump Steak losses.
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03-27-2017 05:12
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The leader of the Freedom Caucus confirmed to CNN today that they wouldn't vote yes because Trump didn't say "please".
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03-26-2017 22:48
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Your call is very important to us so please enjoy this flute solo for the next 90 minutes
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03-26-2017 19:33 by
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If there is watermelon why isn't there firemelon and airmelon and earthmelon. You know…the elemelons
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03-26-2017 19:30
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They say that ignorance is bliss but I find it rather disturbing.
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03-26-2017 15:28
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Of all the poop in this world, who decided that bat shyt's the craziest?
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03-26-2017 15:23
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Tough part of being vegan is getting up @ 5 am to milk the almonds...
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03-26-2017 15:13
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Donald Trump is so terrible at negotiating that he can't even find a way to convince his wife to live with him.
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03-26-2017 14:59
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Sean Hannity debating Ted Koppel about real journalism is like a 5-year-old debating his dad about the rules of the house.
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03-26-2017 14:56
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Sources say Michael Flynn may have turned on Trump and become witness for FBI, or as Donald calls them, Female Body Inspectors.
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03-26-2017 14:54
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Apparently the Art of the Deal is actually the doodles you draw on your notepad while your deal crumbles.
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03-26-2017 14:51
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Official White House response: Donald Trump's in meetings. Journalists with cameras and tourists with iPhones: Donald Trump is definitely golfing.
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03-26-2017 14:49
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Curiously enough, pulling out of Trumpcare is also the GOP's new birth control strategy.
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03-26-2017 14:48
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Don't you people see.... these dummy-crats are trying to peece us off. Lets show them we are bigger than that, and they need a job.
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03-26-2017 14:02
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almost annoyed by the fact that Pablo Escobar spent most of his life tucking in his shirt but he’s only remembered for selling drugs.
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03-26-2017 13:19 by
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If there is a watermelon why isn't there an earthmelon and firemelon and airmelon? You know…the elemelons
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03-26-2017 12:30 by
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I'm glad to see most of you are not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
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03-26-2017 07:51 by
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Getting exercise by marching is Trump's new healthcare plan . What an idiot
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