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Sean Spicer must wear flame-retardant pants to every press conference to keep his pants from igniting.
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03-21-2017 16:33
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North Korea tests new rocket engine. Donald Trump phones Kim Jong-un and leaves stern voicemail stating, "Me no likey."
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03-21-2017 16:00
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Trump is now claiming, that his Perrier water is being tapped.
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03-21-2017 15:58
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Sean Spicer is what would happen if Hank Hill let Cotton influence Bobby.
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03-21-2017 15:57
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It makes sense Tim Allen would support Trump considering he's a big fan of tools.
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03-21-2017 15:54
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Paul Ryan thinks Trumpcare health bill needs some changes. To me, it needs only one -- incinerating the entire document in a tire fire.
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03-21-2017 15:52
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Going from Barack Obama to Donald Trump is like replacing Captain James T. Kirk with Captain High Liner.
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03-21-2017 15:50
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You know how you sometimes hear something pop loudly in the microwave? That's the camera bulb flashing.
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03-21-2017 15:49
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Donald Trump's approval rating has dropped to 37%. Norman Bates scored higher with his mother.
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03-21-2017 15:47
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Sean Spicer is now claiming that Richard Nixon had a Very Limited Role in Watergate.
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03-21-2017 15:46
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Ivanka Trump is getting an office in the West Wing. Too bad about her creepy coworker who just so happens to be her dad.
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03-21-2017 15:44
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In Trump's America, reading is for dummies. Watch more TV.
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03-21-2017 15:40
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Jerry Sandusky was trending this month and I thought Trump made him the head of the Family and Youth Services Bureau.
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03-21-2017 15:38
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Now is probably a good time to teach your Nana how to set up a GoFundMe account for her health insurance.
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03-21-2017 15:35
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Trump supporters like me are so poor, we have to create a g-mail account just so we can eat the spam.
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03-21-2017 15:30 by
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Looks like they'll be building condos on Sesame Street.
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03-21-2017 15:24
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Spent 20 minutes on the treadmill this morning. Next time I might turn it on.
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03-21-2017 11:42 by
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I need to lose weight. Baskin-Robbins just called my mom and told her because of me they're down to only 5 flavors.
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03-21-2017 11:40 by
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Anyone know exactly how long we are supposed to "Shake It Off"? Taylor Swift never specified and frankly I'm exhausted.
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03-21-2017 11:33
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I'm not a fan of Donald Trump, but I won't denigrate those who are....and for those that are Donald Trump fans, denigrate means to put down.
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