Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Thank God Obamacare is currently there to take care of those who have unnecessary heart palpitations over Trumpcare.
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03-24-2017 05:13
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President Trump's Favorite KFC Meal: The Suckers Bucket.
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03-24-2017 05:07
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If we keep killing entitlement, healthcare, etc, pretty soon all America will be defending are the 1% and a bunch of rocks.
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03-24-2017 05:05
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Those predictions of Trump starting a war to deflect Russia issues AND gain more power are coming true.
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03-24-2017 05:04
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I thought it was cool when Superman visited Bizarro World where up is down and yes is no. But in a comic book. Not the White House.
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03-24-2017 05:00
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All the GOP care about is who leaked. But what do you expect from a bunch of old white men whose bladders aren't their friends anymore.
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03-24-2017 04:57
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Spicer says TrumpCare doesn't have a Plan B - "it's just Plan A and Plan A." But we all know there's gonna be a morning-after bill.
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03-24-2017 04:53
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Liking a celebrity's tweet in the hopes they'll notice you is like voting Republican thinking you'll be a millionaire one day.
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03-24-2017 04:51
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Poll: 19% believe Trump told truth re Obama wiretapping him. That, ladies & gents, is the core. 1 of 5 will believe anything Trump says.
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03-24-2017 04:48
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BREAKING: Vladimir Putin gives Devin Nunes an 'attaboy.'
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03-24-2017 04:46
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Folks who say, "I can't take all this drama", are the same ones who make Hollywood rich paying $15 to see it on a movie screen.
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03-23-2017 21:12 by Mick
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If you open a doughnut shop and don't name it "Hole Foods" well, what's the matter with you?
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03-23-2017 20:31
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Looks like the Healthcare bill vote may be delayed so Nancy Pelosi can read it this time
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03-23-2017 17:08
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A honeymoon is a vacation a man takes before starting work under a new boss

Obama did so much for blacks, More free food and more free housing. Just what your fat white baby momma wanted.
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03-23-2017 14:56
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Q: What do the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common? A: Icy dead people.
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03-23-2017 14:11
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Exercise makes you look better naked. Alcohol does the same, you pick..
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03-23-2017 12:28
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Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on eBay? I just bid on a Mickey Mouse Outfit and now I'm 10 minutes away from owning the Dallas Cowboys.
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03-23-2017 11:11
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I've been putting Root Beer in a square glass all evening. I'm still not drunk.

Donald Trump seems like the kind of guy who had a Y2K bunker.
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03-23-2017 05:41
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