Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Today reminds me of that old Schoolhouse Rock episode, "How a Bill Becomes an Embarrassing Failure By Paul Ryan."

   Global Warming Upside all thanks to the Republicans: Beach Front property in Oklahoma.

   I'm watching the Puerto Rico Open on TV and I don't a single one of the golfers is Puertorican...

   White House, Republican. Senate: 52% Republican. House: 54% Republican. Yet, Trump blames the Democrats for his failure? Does anyone not see the stupidity in this???

   Report from the White House: Trump is so depressed right now, he doesn't want to be peed on.

   It isn't the alternative facts that makes the White House dangerous, it's the alternative reality.

   Trump didn't want to drain the swamp, he wanted to rule the swamp. He failed at both.

   My four year old understands leverage and negotiation better than Trump.

   People sometimes confuse deal-making skills with having enough money to bully the little guys into doing what you want.

   Trump will make tremendous deals, incredible deals, as long as he doesn't face yuuuuuge obstacles like a large GOP majority in the House.

   Spicer, Nunes, Conway and Trump. These are the biggest jokes ever.

   where are all the supporters that say bye bye obamacare? ctfu yall quiet

   trump must be very frustrated that congress is full of people with principles that care about Americans. It makes it harder for him to improve America for the richest and whitest Americans at the expense of everyone else.

   When Trump was pledging to drain the swamp, his rabid supporters never noticed that he didn't have anything good to refill the swamp with once it was drained.

   Patience is what I have when there are too many witnesses.

   Sometimes I meet people and feel sorry for their dog.

   I'm so broke identity thieves sent a fruit basket with a note. "Sorry about the ID theft. Please tell your creditors to stop calling us."

   a president with sex tapes...gee, I'm glad we didn't put a Clinton in office again

   Devin Nunes wants a closed interview of all the top microwave manufacturers.

   Donald Trump and I have managed to get the same number of bills through congress.