Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
Page: 990 of 6446

Obama is at a All Male Gay resort this weekend. True story.
←Rate |
03-25-2017 16:49
Comments (1)

Making America great, one round of golf at a time.
←Rate |
03-25-2017 16:49
Comments (0)

Thanks for all the heroin OBAMA
←Rate |
03-25-2017 16:48
Comments (0)

Trump's golf instructor gave him a great tip this morning. He would have much better hip rotation if he took his head out of his butt.
←Rate |
03-25-2017 16:47
Comments (0)

Where are all the peaceful Musl/Ms marching against terrorism?
←Rate |
03-25-2017 16:46
Comments (4)

Trump hooked hiis drive out of bounds on the sixth hole today. Blames Democrats.
←Rate |
03-25-2017 16:45
Comments (0)

Several Russian prostitutes seen headed to Trump Golf Course in Virginia today for "meetings".
←Rate |
03-25-2017 16:43
Comments (0)

Trump is the oldest elected President the US ever had, which means we will witness his transition from paying people to pee on him, to him peeing himself.
←Rate |
03-25-2017 16:33
Comments (0)

Melania better drink a lot of coffee and water today, because it will take several minutes of getting peed on to help the Donald recover from this blow.
←Rate |
03-25-2017 16:31
Comments (0)

Trump's healthcare defence is similar to his "grab them by the P" defence. Bill said much worse than I did. Their plan is much worse than my plan. I believe that is known as the loser's limp reaction.
←Rate |
03-25-2017 16:29
Comments (0)

Note to self - when you elect a joke candidate, you get a joke President.
←Rate |
03-25-2017 16:26
Comments (0)

Rick Perry has only done 3 things as Energy Secretary: Deny climate change, attack a gay student, and... I can't remember the third thing.
←Rate |
03-25-2017 16:16
Comments (0)

I guess I missed the chapter in "The Art of the Deal" about getting rejected by the Freedom Caucus.
←Rate |
03-25-2017 16:14
Comments (0)

Trump is already claiming that voter fraud is to blame for losing health care vote.
←Rate |
03-25-2017 16:13
Comments (0)

What burns Donald Trump more, losing the Trumpcare bill or his herpes that he referred to as his "personal Vietnam"?
←Rate |
03-25-2017 16:12
Comments (0)

New chapters in The Art of the Deal sequel: 1) Insult Your Way to an Unpassable Health Bill. 2) Build the Wall and Make Mexico Pay Nothing.
←Rate |
03-25-2017 16:08
Comments (0)

Who needs health insurance when this current administration makes you want to die every half hour on the hour?
←Rate |
03-25-2017 16:06
Comments (2)

Democrat bill would force Trump to disclose White House and Mar-a-Lago visitors, including Vladimir Putin and Kanye West.
←Rate |
03-25-2017 16:03
Comments (0)

Devin Nunes is also sorry: 1) He told your abusive husband where you were hiding. 2) You were born poor. 3) He didn't ask Vlad for more cash.
←Rate |
03-25-2017 16:02
Comments (0)

Donald and Melania Trump reportedly sleep in separate bedrooms. That's a good idea, Melania's crying keeps Donald awake at night.
←Rate |
03-25-2017 16:00
Comments (0)