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The only problem with Chris Christie closing the beach to everyone but himself... Not enough people there to push him back into the water.
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07-03-2017 13:51
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The only reason Christie was caught was that some environmentalists were in the area and thought they saw a beached whale.
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07-03-2017 13:34
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So you wanna celebrate tyhe Fourth of July? Start a Revolution!
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07-03-2017 13:01
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There's a big difference between a girl and a guy using a whole box of kleenex while watching a movie...
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07-03-2017 09:26
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we shoot off Chinese fireworks to celebrate our freedom from the British
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07-02-2017 00:07 by
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Wonder Woman an icon representing male objectification or female empowerment?
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07-01-2017 23:35 by
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At the time getting into a relationship seemed like a good idea... but then again so did getting on the Titanic
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07-01-2017 22:07 by
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Almost that time if tear to whip out the Ol' cellular device and record a bunch of fireworks I'll never watch again.
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07-01-2017 18:49 by
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My newest pet peeve on Facebook lately when someone asks for a suggestion on hotels restaurants vacations spots etc.. google it you lazy/dumb F$)&tart.
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07-01-2017 07:40
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They say that shopping while you are hungry is the worst thing you can do, but I think clubbing a seal is, at least, equally bad.
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06-30-2017 22:29 by
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When I was young I could climb mountains, these days I have to steady myself to fart.
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06-29-2017 22:07
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n’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and another that’s like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil"
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06-29-2017 08:15
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Not everything on CNN is fake news. Some of it is commercials.
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06-28-2017 06:59
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If you think this message is a display of stupidity, just wait until you read the one below this...
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06-28-2017 06:09
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I threw my bra on stage at a concert once. It landed somewhere in the flute section.
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06-27-2017 19:36 by
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How can Canadians be so nice and their geese be such a-holes??
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06-27-2017 13:29
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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a few payments
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06-27-2017 09:33 by
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When I went into Rehab the sign over the door said "Abandon all dope, ye who enter."
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06-27-2017 07:42
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I'm gonna start a secret porn industry and call it "the Illuminaughty".
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06-27-2017 07:32
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This generation is guilty of making the wrong people rich and famous.
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