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I've always wondered is jellyfish are sad because there are no peanut butter fish.
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03-17-2017 06:46
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Turns out if you fake your death every monday work catches on.
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03-17-2017 01:56 by
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Ivm not leaving a will.. My final act will be leaving one more thing my family can fight about.
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03-17-2017 01:55 by
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My wife and I have different ideas on death. I want to be cremated when I die and she wants to cremate me now.
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03-17-2017 01:51 by
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Mexicans won't be paying for the wall, instead they'll be getting paid to build the wall.
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03-16-2017 23:22
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Work has been a pain lately. Too much stress at this stage of my life...and for that reason...I'm out. If only life were like Shark Tank.
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03-16-2017 21:58
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"Did you know you can make any quote seem legit if you put a famous person's name at the end?"-George Washington
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03-16-2017 17:23
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would it be OK to repeal and replace my EX ??
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03-16-2017 13:14
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Russia hacked my Yahoo email, which now explains why those hot singles never responded ...
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03-16-2017 05:26
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Q. What's the difference between a Canadian and a canoe? A. The canoe will eventually tip.
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03-16-2017 03:09 by
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Lord this body has been a good friend, buy I wont need it when I reach the end. Though I know the outcome I'd do it again.
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03-16-2017 01:18
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They say, "The loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room". Sit down r.a.y.. Your insecurity is showing.
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03-15-2017 18:38 by
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Was wondering...when you have a mandatory meeting at work, why do the presenters always thank you for being there?
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03-15-2017 18:05
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I've been eating Cheerios for years and never once have I felt like dancing before, during or after eating them
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03-15-2017 15:11 by
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Dance like your microwave isn't watching
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03-15-2017 11:57
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"But millions of people are going to end up losing their health insurance!" -What the critics said when Obamacare was being developed.
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03-15-2017 09:13
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Pandora's problem was that she didn't think outside the box.
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03-15-2017 08:22
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I had lunch today with a chess player. I asked him to pass the salt and it took him 20 minutes.
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03-15-2017 08:22
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There’s more than one way to skin a cat but the cat probably won’t like any one of them.
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03-15-2017 08:21
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When I was young I kept asking myself what I wanted to be when I grew up. Now I know the answer: I want to be young.
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03-15-2017 08:20
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