Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Oops, I’m so sorry! I didn’t know that you were a Special Needs Person. Until you said, “I don’t like The New President of the United States of America.”
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08-14-2017 17:52
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It took Trump two days - and outcry from lawmakers and many other people on social media -- to condemn white nationalists and neo-Nazis. I no longer want to support a president like that. I was a huge Trump supporter - not anymore...
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08-14-2017 17:51
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Someone asked for a donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave them a glass of water.
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08-14-2017 17:32
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She doesn’t need a sugar daddy, she needs a glucose guardian.
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08-14-2017 17:32
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I see that you live next door to a pilot. You know, pile it here and pile it there.
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08-14-2017 17:18
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People are like mattresses. You start out firm then end up sagging in the middle.
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08-14-2017 15:19
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Good job Trump for finally denouncing the white nationalists. Now that wasn't hard, was it?
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08-14-2017 13:07
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Ladies, when I hit on you don't tell me that you're engaged. You're just currently booked. And bookings can be cancelled any time.
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08-14-2017 13:04
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[Knock on the door] Police: Police! Open up! Me: What do you want? Police: We just want to talk. Me: How many of you are there? Police: Two. Me: Then talk to each other.
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08-14-2017 12:18
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Texas to plan another White Nationalist rally on 9/11. If this doesn't tell you the people in Texas are f-ed up, then there is no hope for you and should stop being an American all together.
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08-14-2017 11:52 by J.
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Trump doesn't have time to denounce the #$%$ but does so instantly against a CEO that withdrawals from one of his committees. If you didn't know Trump was a white supremacist before, you do now.
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08-14-2017 10:37
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Parents, your kids are growing up "too" fast, not to fast...
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08-14-2017 09:28
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I was grocery shopping today and when I was finished I went to the checkout line. The lady at the register said "Did you find everything you were looking for?" I said "No. I was looking for a $100 bill in the Rice Krispies section I but didn't find one."
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08-14-2017 08:58
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Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison and drugs are really expensive in prison.
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08-14-2017 08:25
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70% of Facebook users have a Girlfriend/Boyfriend/Married… LIKE if you love food.
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08-14-2017 08:02
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Everybody who hates Donald Trump is going to Hell. -Pope Francis
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08-14-2017 07:35
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hey when does special Ed classe begin this fall for you anti-trump bashers?
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08-14-2017 05:52
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If your God is totally ok with nuking an entire country but not with 2 guys marrying, you might consider exchanging that God.
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08-14-2017 02:50 by Jergim
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I'm really tired of every article about a woman having an opinion being accompanied by the most deranged photo of her they can find.
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08-14-2017 02:48 by Jergim
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(after getting stabbed by a mugger) I blame both sides for this. #trumpLogic
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08-14-2017 02:09
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