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Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Spicer, Nunes, Conway and Trump. These are the biggest jokes ever.
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03-25-2017 11:34
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where are all the supporters that say bye bye obamacare? ctfu yall quiet
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03-25-2017 11:18 by BLM
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trump must be very frustrated that congress is full of people with principles that care about Americans. It makes it harder for him to improve America for the richest and whitest Americans at the expense of everyone else.
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03-25-2017 10:56
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When Trump was pledging to drain the swamp, his rabid supporters never noticed that he didn't have anything good to refill the swamp with once it was drained.
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03-25-2017 10:40
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Patience is what I have when there are too many witnesses.
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03-25-2017 10:24
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Sometimes I meet people and feel sorry for their dog.
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03-25-2017 10:19
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I'm so broke identity thieves sent a fruit basket with a note. "Sorry about the ID theft. Please tell your creditors to stop calling us."
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03-25-2017 01:44 by Zinc
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a president with sex tapes...gee, I'm glad we didn't put a Clinton in office again
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03-25-2017 00:58 by Eddy
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Devin Nunes wants a closed interview of all the top microwave manufacturers.
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03-24-2017 20:29
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Donald Trump and I have managed to get the same number of bills through congress.
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03-24-2017 20:26
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It sucks when a bunch of rich white guys don't get the improvements to their health care plan at the expense of women and the poor like they have been promised.
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03-24-2017 20:25
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I just saw the video of Trump and the Russian ladies. It isn't as bad as it seems. Trump got stung by a jellyfish, and that is why they were peeing on him.
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03-24-2017 20:23
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This isn't over. The GOP will unveil its Putincare plan, just as soon as the Trump Administration gets the green light from the Kremlin.
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03-24-2017 20:21
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Eating pork chops with mohammad
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03-24-2017 19:52
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If Hillary won we would be under Sharia law. Bacon would be outlawed
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03-24-2017 19:22
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"A health care deal, his mouth, and his ties to Russia" - What are three things Donald Trump can't close?
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03-24-2017 18:01
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Obama claimed he was the one to bring the races together... Hows that working for ya BLM?
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03-24-2017 18:00
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At least I can sleep at night knowing the best person won the election.
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03-24-2017 16:42
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Went to buy a pack of smokes and this lady behind me says "you should really quit smoking".i said I know but I'm worried if I quit smoking I might start murdering. That shut her up pretty quick.lol
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03-24-2017 15:08
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Why would you schedule a vote on a bill that is at 17% approval? Have we forgotten everything Reagan taught us?
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03-24-2017 14:58
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