Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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.During the white house renovations. I hear that trump is having a microphone installed in the cushion of his chair in the oval office. It's so he can record any bright ideas he may come up with.
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08-15-2017 21:07
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If every day is a gift, today was socks.
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08-15-2017 20:46
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. Could it be that it took trump two days to denounced the march in Charlottesville because he did not want to offend those voters who voted for him.
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08-15-2017 20:05
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It's so hot outside I attended a Virginia Neo-Nazi rally just to be next to something shady...
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08-15-2017 18:40 by LOMBO
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. Do you think trump may of donated is presidental pay because he would of felt guilty excepting pay for a job he's not doing ?
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08-15-2017 18:15
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Alt-Left + Alt-Right = DELETE I am an independent. Enough said... Go Home!!!
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08-15-2017 18:06
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.8/14 8:06pm Trump tweeted: Feels good to be home after 7 months. WHAT?
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08-15-2017 17:43
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Trump says there were good people on the white nationalist's side....Okay, that's it, I'm done. I can't live in a country where stupidity rules.....
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08-15-2017 16:45 by Lemon
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You don't get to be both a Nazi and a proud American. We literally had a war about this. THE WHOLE WORLD WAS INVOLVED.
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08-15-2017 14:45 by MGM
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Merck Pharma, Intel & Under Armour's CEOs all walked away from Trump after the Charlottesville incident? What the heck is going on?
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08-15-2017 11:37
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Hillary correctly predicted the rise of white supremacy under Donald Trump. Just saying....
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08-15-2017 09:55 by TEX.
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Picture Darth Vader singing "These are a Few of My Favorite Things" and you'll have some idea of the kind of thoughts that go through my head daily.
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08-15-2017 07:47
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People who work on their tablets all day and play games all night are burning the Kindle at both ends.
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08-15-2017 07:38
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I hate it when I get invited to weird events on Facebook. For the fifth time, I do not want to go to your cat's birthday party! Besides, my dog is receiving his First Communion that day.
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08-15-2017 07:30
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We'll take down our Robert E. Lee statues when you take down your Martin Luther King statues.
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08-15-2017 07:15
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Did you know that "Go hang a salami, Doc! Note; I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod. I’m a lasagna hog." is a palindrome? Now you do..
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08-15-2017 07:13
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: Baby trump needs to read two folders a day of positive news about him self , so he can feel good about him self. Boy talk about a bunch of fake news.
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08-15-2017 01:16
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According to most of you people here, I guess the holocaust is considered freedom of speech?
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08-14-2017 23:44
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Not standing for the national anthem is considered offensive, but rallying a hate group is considered freedom of speech? I'm convinced, you people are messed up in the head.
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08-14-2017 21:24
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Porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.
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08-14-2017 20:55
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