Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Note to self - when you elect a joke candidate, you get a joke President.
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03-25-2017 16:26
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Rick Perry has only done 3 things as Energy Secretary: Deny climate change, attack a gay student, and... I can't remember the third thing.
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03-25-2017 16:16
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I guess I missed the chapter in "The Art of the Deal" about getting rejected by the Freedom Caucus.
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03-25-2017 16:14
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Trump is already claiming that voter fraud is to blame for losing health care vote.
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03-25-2017 16:13
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What burns Donald Trump more, losing the Trumpcare bill or his herpes that he referred to as his "personal Vietnam"?
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03-25-2017 16:12
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New chapters in The Art of the Deal sequel: 1) Insult Your Way to an Unpassable Health Bill. 2) Build the Wall and Make Mexico Pay Nothing.
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03-25-2017 16:08
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Who needs health insurance when this current administration makes you want to die every half hour on the hour?
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03-25-2017 16:06
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Democrat bill would force Trump to disclose White House and Mar-a-Lago visitors, including Vladimir Putin and Kanye West.
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03-25-2017 16:03
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Devin Nunes is also sorry: 1) He told your abusive husband where you were hiding. 2) You were born poor. 3) He didn't ask Vlad for more cash.
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03-25-2017 16:02
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Donald and Melania Trump reportedly sleep in separate bedrooms. That's a good idea, Melania's crying keeps Donald awake at night.
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03-25-2017 16:00
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Today reminds me of that old Schoolhouse Rock episode, "How a Bill Becomes an Embarrassing Failure By Paul Ryan."
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03-25-2017 15:58
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Global Warming Upside all thanks to the Republicans: Beach Front property in Oklahoma.
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03-25-2017 15:56
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I'm watching the Puerto Rico Open on TV and I don't a single one of the golfers is Puertorican...
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03-25-2017 14:55
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White House, Republican. Senate: 52% Republican. House: 54% Republican. Yet, Trump blames the Democrats for his failure? Does anyone not see the stupidity in this???
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03-25-2017 14:12
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Report from the White House: Trump is so depressed right now, he doesn't want to be peed on.
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03-25-2017 12:39
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It isn't the alternative facts that makes the White House dangerous, it's the alternative reality.
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03-25-2017 12:10
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Trump didn't want to drain the swamp, he wanted to rule the swamp. He failed at both.
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03-25-2017 12:08
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My four year old understands leverage and negotiation better than Trump.
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03-25-2017 12:07
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People sometimes confuse deal-making skills with having enough money to bully the little guys into doing what you want.
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03-25-2017 12:06
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Trump will make tremendous deals, incredible deals, as long as he doesn't face yuuuuuge obstacles like a large GOP majority in the House.
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03-25-2017 12:02
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